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# i have delicious
vodka and cranberry/raspberry, but less thnn half a piny left. however, i do have a fez, which must count for something.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 5:26, archived)
#
if you drink it out of the fez it has magic qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 5:29, archived)
# I have Ironing water....
Now, I know what you're thinking, but stay with me.

It's just perfumed water after all. I have a double vodka, with 7up and ironing water on my desk now. It tastes.




/Ironing water, for the uninitiated, is the wather you can buy for your iron, making garments primrose fresh. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 5:41, archived)
# i hope never to own anything
that could be described as primrose fresh.
(kerouac, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 5:44, archived)
# I've had a mouthful.
I may wish to kill myself after admitting this.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 5:47, archived)