b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 1764773 (Thread)

# I concur
I'd run a mile if I was confronted with that in my first hour.
A bit of bloomin patience needs to be excercised methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# I was in Boots not 10 minutes ago.
I didnt buy nething.

I probably would have if the workers were topless.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# No need for Pile cream?
Always a need for pile cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# what is pile cream?
I am, after all, American.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# stoopid arse
dang i'm only kidding. why so touchy today?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Kids are back
I am broke.

Ex TRASHED my car.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# At least it runs
right?
You honestly think she'd taken care of it while gone? LOL
Good thing kids are all back safe n such. Just in time for son's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# It shall have to be next weekend,
And not the proper coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# what did you just say?

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Linus' Birthday
Will have to be the weekend of the 22nd, as I am totally broke this coming up weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Ahhh
I unnerstand now!
Poor lil bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:54, archived)
# My son is not gay.
What can I do?

His mum left me broke?

I'm going to have to borrow $$ just to make him a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Did I say your son was gay?
what are you banging on about?
That am sad. Sorry, but his mom is a right bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# It is sad...
Hells yeah she's a bitch! Straight up!

The gay thing.. I was trying to be funny...

Bugger = Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# OH okay
I didn't understand that part. Was cunfezzled.
I would begin to feel a bit sorry for you, but didn't you just spend money on a trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Ever had Anal
itch? Arse grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# LOL

he IS an arse grape!

still only kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:20, archived)
# oooooh
Teresa's all snippy today, I'm giving her a 10 foot "comfort zone"

; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# You're safe
She's just snippy at me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not snippy at anyone
just in general!
:D
I'm really in a good mood actually!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Not everything is about
you dearheart.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I'm mself important...
EVERYTHING is about me...

Did you WANT to see a piccie?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Not particulary
no.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Ohhhh...
ASS CREAM!

Ahhh!! I get it! Fissure caulk!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# heh
Pile cream. ever made someone eat it?
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Will it shrink your
epiglotis? I actually meant Uvula - but it took too long to look for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Yes...
You catch more flies with honey yada yada yada...

I remember when I first started posting... I was so very nervous to make a mistake because I felt like everytime I did I was beaten with a dead cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# We MUST
continue tradition!!!!


lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# NO!
Tradition is a arsebadgers waste of time...
–Nietzche

*May or may not be a quote from Nietzche
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i thought
i was being fluffy :(
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)