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# O-kay!!
Kermit getting a Permit from a Hermit while Gorman works as a Mormon Doorman Stalking Hawking in Stockings who has a Shank to his Flank and Spanks Swank with a Plank on Blankety Blank
(Kimbo, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
# Truly epic
And an extra 5 points for having Spike Milligan in the backround.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:04, archived)
# your knowledge
of english arse culture is superb for a septic..
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)
# As in...
tank?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# If Terry Wogan and Ron Dixon from Brookside
had a son it would grow up to look like my dad, and if Caroline Quentin and Linda Bellingham in the old oxo adverts had a daughter it would look like my mum.
How useful is that information going to be for you all today? Revise, there'll be a test later.
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Can I
meet your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)
# yeah
her number is 555-1234skeletor
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Dear Caroline
I've got to admit to having had a thing for Caroline for years.
She has the piquancy and homeliness of the best condiment sets (but no Oxo)

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)