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# uh?
YBA?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# young british artist.
it means people like sarah lucas, daimian hirst and tracy emin who make a living by being talentless dickheads who sell piles of wank to charles saatchi. first against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Hey, Nana, chill
I've started you off again, haven't I?

Roll a fat one for godssake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# actually,
saatchi would be far more interested in buying their used tissues afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Eh?
???
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# rather than
the piles of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Oh
As in "I'm wanking while I create/paint/sculpt?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Thats a bit harsh.
after all if i could sell piles of household crap for hundereds of thousands of pounds i wouldnt be slogging my guts out as an engineer
(thediscokingpin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# fair point,
but at least you wouldnt be so fucking pretentious about it. I bet youd admit that it was just piles of household crap.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# if they said "fair enough, it's a pile of crap, any one could make that"
and backed this up by selling it for ten pence, i might like them. but no.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Yes,
while driving away in my Maserati Spyder.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# but they shouldn't be able to because it's shit.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE MAKE PRETTY PICTURES ANY MORE?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# And this from a site
that recommends Speedcore???
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# but SPEEEDDDDCORE
is FAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT and brilliant. and not a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# and why don't people who go to art school
make actual art instead of conceptual bollocks that a monkey could do?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Hey, chill
think of the kittens.

And when did a monkey have a 'concept'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# im with you on this.
cunts the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I didn't say they weren't cnuts
just that they make 'interesting' art and certainly spark discussion.

As we can see here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Yellow Bovril association
.
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# where do i join?
/actually excited.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# after you drink a glass of the black stuff
you can't drink a pint of Bovril!

/spaced
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# young brutish arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Young British Asshole
eg: Damien Hirst, Tracy Emin, Gary Hume, Richard Billingham, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)