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# cunt!
TJ: my missus has just told me she's going away for a week.... TODAY!!!!

so lots of beer and fun for me this weekend!

I have also told her to tidy up before she goes
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# you can tell who wears the mini-skirt
in your house, oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# me..
but outside the house, i wear a sarong
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I wear my high heels when I'm doing the ironing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# i iron
in a thong... suspended from the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# funny that
that's how I shave and cut my toenails
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# you shave
your toenails???
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# who doesn't?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I was just about to say that
:)
(allergic to curry, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)