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# what a cunt
Michael Johnson co-hosting the World Atheletics keeps making the international sign language sign for vagina

(fingertips together pointing downwards, thumbs together palms apart making the shape of an enlongated diamond, all held in front of the crotch)

Tony Blair does it a lot as well

you have been told!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Morning Mr The Bear
Thanks for posting a new thread, I was getting sick of that photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
#
so was I
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# morenin
not at 't festival laddie?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Not this weekend...
... which is quite strange for me. I'm injured.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# don't tell me
you mis-juggled?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# This is actually my first
injury to ever make me stop juggling. And yes, I did it while juggling. I strained my left shoulder while trying get a world record. That will teach me to try silly stunts like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# cunt!
TJ: my missus has just told me she's going away for a week.... TODAY!!!!

so lots of beer and fun for me this weekend!

I have also told her to tidy up before she goes
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# you can tell who wears the mini-skirt
in your house, oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# me..
but outside the house, i wear a sarong
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I wear my high heels when I'm doing the ironing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# i iron
in a thong... suspended from the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# funny that
that's how I shave and cut my toenails
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# you shave
your toenails???
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# who doesn't?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I was just about to say that
:)
(allergic to curry, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# that bastard
sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# threadjack
someone's nicked some of my cartoons!
clicky here

and here
anyone any idea what i can do about it?
[ none violent, none involving great cost]
and you might want to check out their archive in case they've ripped of anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Oooh that's not nice
Seeing as they're hosting them themselves, then changing them to a very rude animation is out of the question.

I'd suggest either e-mailing them, or see if you can get a page saying how much you hate speeds-cartoons.com to rank above their site on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Not really,
but this can help
amail.co.uk/cgi-bin/atrace.pl?ip1=www.speeds-cartoons.com&who=YES
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# geek
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# geeky...
...but impressive.
no idea what it means, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
snap
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Or you could try a Whois
MASTON, BRUCE (SPEEDSCARTOONS-DOM)
P.O. Box 000
NRH, TX 76148
US


PO Box 000?

Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Sorry
only violence on offer this morning
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Well, they didn't hotlink to it
but just showed it on their horrible site. They also kept your copyright intact, hence you cannot do much but mail them and threat them a bit with "legal action" unless they provide a link back or agree to other terms you'll set.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# yeah, snce they haven't stamped their logo on it
the best you can do is ask them to pay you for it or remove it probably
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# i've mailed them
politely pointing out they've stolen my cartoons and asking for a removal or acknowledement/link.

it is a fecking horrible site that though. yerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# see the bottom of the main page
© copyright speeds-cartoons.com, all rights reserved.
Images, animations, videos, flash, and shockwave at this website have been collected from the internet, from free sites, newsgroups, etc. and are believed to be in the "public domain". If you are the rightful owner of any the items posted here, and object to them being displayed, please e-mail me for removal.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# A big-name catalog website
was remote-linking from one of my comercial websites.

I swapped it for a 'stop stealing my bandwidth' goatse pic.

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# sorry
but they are rather nice!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Blimmy.....
maybe he is trying to call you something?


Did you know that if you make the 'ok' sign with your left hand, and use your right index finger, stick it in the hole, then take it out...

Then with the finger still streched out, brush the right hand (right hand where your fingers now are) against the left (in an upwards motion), finishing to point at someone with the still streched out index finger...

you are saying 'fuck you' in manderin
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
thought mandarin was a spoken language
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Yeh', its the offical language of china...
but you know how each culture has there own way of sign-language-swaring thinggy (hence the HSBC advert), well that's the manderin one.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Oh I see
bit like 'up yours' and 'wanker'
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# That's also the meaning
in British Sign Language.

People do it a lot when they are sitting on platforms waiting to do a presentation. Does make me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I've noticed that as well
I think they think it makes them look prefessorial but it doesn't , oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# They try and do that "im thinking" sign...
when im alone, and need to think.

I put my thumb in my mouth and rest the top-jaw on it. It looks like im sucking my thumb, but im not.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)