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# I intend to.
Moderately anyway.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I want to go to the pub!
I don't drink, but I don't need to... but I get to stay home and sit in a corner, masturbating and crying...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# can i watch?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# you could help
if you like...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)
# i would,
but i don't think i can reach from here...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# well, I'll do
the reaching, you can do something else?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i've opened
the bottle of baby oil

what next?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# whatever
tickles your fancy... but baby oil is best used after a shower... warm, wet, soapy hands...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i've slipped in the shower
i'm bleeding
i feel faint
yet somehow...

...liberated

I'm floating like an angel

there's a light

I'm following it

mother? mother? is that you?

oh fuck. I'm dead
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)
# nah
just kidding
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# and i must say
you do have mighty fine norks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)
# thanks : )
I'm quite happy with them
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)
# blimey!
i just looked in your profile!

(you probably won't read this but..)

those are some damn fine norks!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Why stay at home.
The bar has a space near the telly.

Anyway, I'm away. Byeeeeeee
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)
# me
too , tata :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)