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# Hello!
I just made a website. A website which requires audience participation and is vaguely B3tan in style. So could you come take a look? Free sex and cake for the first fifty applicants.


Thanks awfully.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# do you fancy
telling us where this web site is or is that the game? Do we have to guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I don't think
I want anyone participating who can't find the site.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Snob
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be
part of a community that would have me as a member.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# paraphrase
Groucho?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# On the subject of women
a guy i know said that if he were a bird, he wouldn't go out with himself.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# really?
not his own type?
That's wierd, If I were a bloke I'd go out with me, I mean I might piss me off a bit but i'd still date me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# if i was a girl,
i wouldnt go near myself with a fucking 40 foot bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# You know
where it's been.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Then again
i'd not want someone as geeky as me when it came to films/computers/other-typically-geeky-stuff*.

Ideally, i'd want someone who'd ask questions of my unhealthy amount of trivia and yet not be scared of it.

*delete as applicable.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# He wants all the cake to himself.
As for the sex...

God, I don't know.

Edit: I went but it was fruit cake, and I don't like fruit cake so I didn't stay. There was no sex.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I
do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Shite.
You realise we're married now?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I'm a
witness and everything.

you may kiss the Mingus.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# AEIOU!
Yurlp.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# spam spam
spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Aww, c'mon.
I am a fairy regular B3tan and I did ask nicely.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# erm
cunt off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# the b3ta people are fickle when it comes to interaction
they don't like to linger for long
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# unless it has
kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Kittens with big, damaged heads.
Now there's a missed opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# what
about kittens with stitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i can't be arsed to email you
but i can tell you now that my head is eight feet and three inches in diameter
i had a traumatic experience as a child involving my head and a foot pump
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yay !
thanks for the thread jack opportunity !

Any NW b3tans fancy getting pissed with people you've never met before then feel free to come along to the M3rs3yb3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# why weren't
you here tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# sorry
not long back from Ed and it's a wee bit difficult finding childcare : /
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# childcare
smildcare
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ok......
......we made it to the Edinburg so arses !!1!!111!

*edit and you're only down the road , why aint you signed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# laziness
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# we're
nice you know.............we wont steal your cars.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# you can steal mine
it would save me a bit of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)