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# The trick
is 'organising' the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Ah.
One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Is that just a modern way of saying
'would you like to see my etchings'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I suppose it is.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)