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If you use kazaa you'll like this

- Gets latest Top 40 chart details from BBCi website.
- Simple click to begin a search on a song.
- Adds on to KazaaLite tools menu.
- Minimize to system tray.
- View list either 'Artist - Title' or 'Title - Artist'.
- Resize the form.
- Option to keep KazChart on top all the time or not.
- Form position and size remembered.
- Options remembered.

Download it now at

www.chrisrowe.net/KazChart.exe

(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)

*gasp!*

Is that...Spam?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

knock or try

dont knock it till youve tried it

(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

well

i don't think I'd try flying into the sun

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

why not?

It worked so well for Iccarus

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

nah

Iccarus didn't go into it, I mean millions of miles through space and into a gaseous ball of hot stuff. I wouldn't try that.

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Long time

no see!

how are you?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Helloo stranger

I'm good. I've just had 3 points put on my license and a £60 fine plus I have to revise for an exam apart from that I'm very good :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

Ouch,

ouch, ouch and yay!

I think a mate's kiwi cousin fancies me. Best way forward?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

yup.

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_null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

you think?

has your mate said anything?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

I just

know.

She gave me a back massage for like ages and ages and when I was talking to her, she was like in my face a lot but in a nice way.

I was going to reply with 'She's female, of course she does...' but thought better of it.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

ooh

you're in mate.
Ask her out

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

Hmm.

Let me rephrase it...

How can I pull her without causing too much attension from my parents and other family friends who'll be around at a family barbeque tomoz?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

Make sure you run out of something

then go off to the supermarket (or whatever errand destination is appropriate) together.

If she fancies you, she'll be in on the excuse like a shot.

Edit: Jesus, since when was I an agony aunt? I need more of a life.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

Not a bad

plan at all.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

That's actually

a very very good plan

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

The trick

is "organising" the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)

Ah.

One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)

Is that just a modern way of saying

'would you like to see my etchings'

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)

Yes.

Yes I suppose it is.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)

ooh

hit her on the head and drag her out of the barbeque.
Honestly I don't know how you can pull her discretly, just talk to her fill up her drink, go get her food. Just be nice to her and try not to think about everyone else around you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

And while you're at it

put some Barry White on the stereo.
Edit: If there's any of him left after the barbecue. I'm sure there's plenty to go 'round.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

But I thought they

sprinkled him into the ocean..

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

Well the latter

half is obvious really but thank you anyway. I'm just one of those who hates gossipers hanging over your shoulder rather than just letting stuff happen. Plus her uncle is gonna be there tomorrow too.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

Ask her whether

antipodean lasses like to be on top for a change.

That line works for me every time.

/complete lie

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

Arf!

I'll run it by her...

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)

or poking my eyes out with sticks.

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

I did not knock

I arsked

Plus I don't use Kazaa so I don't think I'll try

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

I don't download

executables unless I can help it so I don't think i'll try either.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

CHRIST ROWE HAS INFORMED ME TO USE SOFTWARE DEVELOPED BY CHRIS ROWE.

This CAN'T be spam.

(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

Christ has told you to use software?

Has the pope been informed?

(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

god loves software

and hardware too.

he also loves watersports.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

Piss

head.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)

you are sunshine elephant

and I claim my twenty pounds.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

Am not.

I could prove it, but I want to keep the controversy flowing.

(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

I don't

believe you sunshine elephant.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

nah

we had this before. rob used his godlike powers and determined that it isn't the same person
besides their drawing styles are subtley different

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Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

I saw an advert for

spam today. it was in a service station in a run down bit of manchester.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

no he's a troll from a couple of weeks back

that was threatening to hack B3ta

(internalprimate, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

how about you cock off

mr spam-cunt

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Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

easy tiger

thats funny, i thought there was no spoon?

(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

if your coding is as shit as your jokes

i'm going to steer well clear

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Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

I don't get it

can you tell me what it actually does, rather than how you use it?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)

helps download chart music

(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)

But almost all

chart music is complete and utter tripe.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

A fact that has been true

since charts began.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

/2nd delurk tonight

seconded

/2nd relurk tonight

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edovan, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

Almost?

I think you would be on the button if you removed the "almost".

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

There have been

a few good things in there in the past.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)

mmm...

i won't have p2p on this machine. or chart music. otherwise, i'd download it :)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

Peer-to-peer stuff creeps me out.

If I want new music, I'll buy or borrow.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

i've got nothing against it in principle or practice

save for the fact that i've got 128mb ram and a 6gb hard drive. this means that extraneous software is bad and there's nowhere to put any mp3s!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

why the FUCK would I want anything from the top 40?

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

Executable files?

Over the interweb?
On mere hearsay?
From spam?

What kind of loonies do you take us for?

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)

With my reputation?

what were they thinking?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Your reputation?

What would that be then?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

*cough*

reputation? No that was a long time ago...I don't do those things now...I have no reputation ;)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

Care to pick

up where you left off?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

I'm a married woman now

I was going to say respecable married woman but chnaged my mind because no-one would believe me ;)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

Shirley

you're not old enough to be married?

And if you are married, how come you're on here and not making sweet sweet love to your fella?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)

I'm 22

and my fella has gone to the states to visit his parents taking the bairn with him, it's supposed to be an oportunity for me to revise but I haven't done as much as I should have

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)

Jeez...

I'm two years your senior and have no job, bird or bairns*.

*That I know of.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)

That's not always a bad thing

I love my baby but I do wish I'd left it until afetr I'd done the university and job thing

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)

I getcha.

I have done the uni thing i s'pose but trying to get a job sucks...

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)

Oh well...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

ha hah ha

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

although..

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

bundled

its gonna get bundled with next kazaalite k++ version. honest, worth a look

(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Rule #1

Never trust someone who feels the need to inject "honest" into a sentence.
Besides, I don't use Kazaa. Filthy spyware.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

Kazaa

is riddled with spyware, you are correct.

Kazaalite is the mutts nuts!
I'll never buy music again.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)

soulseek

is me kicking the mutt right in the nuts.

trust me. so much better.

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dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

Prove

it.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

it has music

i like

and folders! so you can download albums/ user collections at a time - chat rooms where you can find other people wo like the same music/download new stuf you haven't heard of

i can find a lot more of the boomkat.com (online record store) updates a week after they are released than i can using kazaalite

kazaa for porn and films, soulseek for music.

unless of course you want the top 40 when i suggest you visit our friends site above.

edit: and a mire sensible queueing system that you can monitor (although it gets quite annoying sometimes admittidly) can be bypassed with a $5 month fee

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dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

May I recommend

the eMule/Sharereactor.com combo for films/software/porn/games as the rates you can get are frightening.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)

will bear that in mind

when i get broadband again. not much use on 56k :(

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dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

Also try

fasttrackmovies.com for movies. Very good review/link site which guarantees the quality of said films.

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)

lite is ok

to be honest.

;)

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dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

i read that as

life is ok

which it is, really

(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)

at my age?

on a canoe?
in the jungle?
with tigers?

(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

wow

i've always wanted to get shit music off kazaa. I've always had such a problem finding it in the past.

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dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)

someone should invent

a porn finder, that stuff's well hard to find on the internet.

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

The record industry is sure going to like this.

(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

the record industry is a weak ass twisted fucking bent corporate machine

that needs executing. Fuck em.

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)

Well said Tom.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)

I don't think anyone actually supports the record industry that isn't paid by it.

(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)

good point.

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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

exactly

I will download shite music off Kazaa until I get a severe wrap on the knuckles... and buy the decent stuff off artists who have earned the money

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

Kinda ironically

I've bought more music since I've used Kazaa, because it's allowed me to discover much more good music that deserves to be bought.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

That knocked a great thread off.

Tosser.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)

Quite.

Respect to HK's dad.

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)

agreed

Chris Lowe (or whatever the fuck his name is) is now officially a cunt

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

Isn't Chris Lowe

one of the Pet Shop Boys?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)

yeah

but I didn`t see the point in remembering the spamming cunt`s username :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)