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# Like this one?
It's illegal to keep a snake as a pet in the city of Springfield, Oregon, unless you are an educational establishment.

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# did you know
it is still legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow in york?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Only on a Sunday
and if he's within a certain distance of you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much
as they're fairly lax about it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# So I've heard.
I mean, if you do manage to bag one it's not as if they check the time.

Or the day.

Or whether you used a bow and arrow or not.

Like I say, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Like I say, 100% FACT
It's also illegal in the same city to have the grass in your garden grow more than 18" high.

I lived there for 2 1/2 years. It's a curious place. I prefer Huddersfield, though.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Snakes? Pah!
In this country it's illegal to own a badger OR ANY PART of a badger.

Fackt.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# This has been an eye-opening
first hour for you, I bet.

Cut the jabber: let's see some of those lions.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)