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# little known fact about Jesus (for Roxy Hart)


before he became the son of god, your lord and saviour, he had a job as a scarecrow.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# wow
I love little known facts I do
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# bugger.
I actually meant to put (for roxy hart) at the start of that post....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# *Grin*
I feel very honoured now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Like this one?
It's illegal to keep a snake as a pet in the city of Springfield, Oregon, unless you are an educational establishment.

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# did you know
it is still legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow in york?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Only on a Sunday
and if he's within a certain distance of you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much
as they're fairly lax about it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# So I've heard.
I mean, if you do manage to bag one it's not as if they check the time.

Or the day.

Or whether you used a bow and arrow or not.

Like I say, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Like I say, 100% FACT
It's also illegal in the same city to have the grass in your garden grow more than 18" high.

I lived there for 2 1/2 years. It's a curious place. I prefer Huddersfield, though.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Snakes? Pah!
In this country it's illegal to own a badger OR ANY PART of a badger.

Fackt.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# This has been an eye-opening
first hour for you, I bet.

Cut the jabber: let's see some of those lions.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# that is
class - and your profile "r0x0r"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i just use my profile as somewhere to stick things wot i like and things wot i have done in.
i should do sommat about the background colours n stuff really...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# here
have a list of colours I find it a useful link to have
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# thatd be really useful if i knew html.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# well bollocks
really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# html
is easy.

just but stuff like

'open pointy bracket' body bgcolor="#number from chart"'close pointy bracket'
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# heh...
all hail tom:
the one man bandwagon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# im the jesusmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Foof lurves tom cuz hee is the mighty punn-master!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# lo you.
did you see my other ones?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# lo...
caught them in the spazz (well some at least)... this one is tops... you've got to keep shopping now :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Arf!
Qualiteh!

Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# hehehe ...
It seems you can't stop shopping now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# heh heh heh
i just keep getting ideas involving jesus.....


(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# And thusly
the New Testament was written
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# In which case...
I shall shamelessly repost the following:
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# splutter
my keyboard is now full of tea
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)