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# FIRST POST? First post you say???


So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is 'bandwidth stealing'

2) Confused by our lingo? try www.flibz.com/dictionary you cockbadger!*

3) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

4) Don't feed the trolls (refer to your b3tan dictionary for this definition)

5) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)

*for grammatical effect only
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I didn't get this one.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# AWww.... I musta not noticed.
Sorry bout that.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Listen to this man
because Baz is evil
edit:especially to relative newbies
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# who's baz?
and i am a relative newbie. never mentioned this before though. sshhh
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# He doesn't
reserve special treatment for newbies, he's a cunt to everyone.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# and especially
if someone particularly deserves it.
He's unlikely to mince his words, then in that he is not entirely alone
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# *shivers*
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# So it's "equal opportunity" cunting then??
which, in my book, is alright...

at LEAST it's not baaa. now THERE'S A dumbass.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# it's
dumbarse, not dumbass! (see previous posts, lol)
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)