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# FIRST POST? First post you say???
STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is 'bandwidth stealing'

2) Confused by our lingo? try www.flibz.com/dictionary you cockbadger!*

3) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

4) Don't feed the trolls (refer to your b3tan dictionary for this definition)

5) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)




*for grammatical effect only
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I didn't get this one.
....
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# AWww.... I musta not noticed.
Sorry bout that.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Listen to this man
because Baz is evil
edit:especially to relative newbies
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# who's baz?
and i am a relative newbie. never mentioned this before though. sshhh
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# He doesn't
reserve special treatment for newbies, he's a cunt to everyone.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# and especially
if someone particularly deserves it.
He's unlikely to mince his words, then in that he is not entirely alone
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# *shivers*
..
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# So it's "equal opportunity" cunting then??
which, in my book, is alright...

at LEAST it's not baaa. now THERE'S A dumbass.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# it's
dumbarse, not dumbass! (see previous posts, lol)
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)