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# my favourite one
is that Christmas puddings are technically illegal.

So they should be too, they are fucking horrible.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# How come
They're illegal then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# One of the Kings
I forget which one, decided that they were disgusting and banned them. Then like the other stupid laws, it never got overulled so technically is in place.

Oh, and all taxi drivers should by law have a bail of hay in their boot at all times.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# A mate of mine had a 'revenge kit'
which included an official looking sticker that said "It is illegal to tip the driver" in 8 different languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# not forgetting
a sack of oats www.dumblaws.com WARNING: Crappy american site for stupid people who sign up to humour mailing lists - activate the popup blocker
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)