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# This is probably illegal


But what the hell.

EDIT: 2nd front page ever. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# FRONTPAGE THIS NOW!
wooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:05, archived)
# gah
if only I'd known it was that easy!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)
# oh are you a mod now?
interesting ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I can neither confirm
or deny this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)
#
so you are.
(Poodle Hat is licking his own testicles, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
#
www.gimp.org you cheap type person you.

or learn how to crack software :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I can.
Muahahah
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Through internet trickery ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# basically - you can work out who edited what
so if a mod edits a post and also has posted on that page you can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# er?
well you can deny it?
but maybe not confirm, cos then you will have everyone offering you man-love
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# People can offer me man love right now regardless
however, I won't accept it. But feel free to scrape up some female loving and I may accept.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# hello
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hehe
cheeky !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# that is
most woo-diddly-oo some
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I did that with a real note...
...cut a slit in the mouth and made a pink tongue...

twas funny. when you pulled it (to check if it was real) it looked like she was pulling it out...
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
that's v good!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
CLASS!!!!!!!!
TOP NOTCH!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# B.E.A
Utiful
('Andeh', Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Sad fact
but those notes are out of circulation now so it probably isn't illegal

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
# aye - tis
and also counts as treason - the only crime in britain which can still be punished by the death penalty
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I thought
that you could still be hung for eating the Queens swans?
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I ate a swan once
tasted like lead
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# that
falls under treason I think, 'cause you're stealing her stuff or something

however I doubt the imigrants who'd ate them last month got hung...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# oooh
immigrants
(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Imegrants!?
Eating swans!?!

So the free housing, mobile phones, food vouchers and £500 towards a car isnt enough, now they have to eat our swans too!

Damned them, damned them all back to Calais!
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I thort they abolished all of those
with a law a couple of years back. It wiped out all the arcane stuff like shooting Welshmen in the back in Hereford and playing footie on Sunday and stealing bees is ok if they were swarming, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# my favourite one
is that Christmas puddings are technically illegal.

So they should be too, they are fucking horrible.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# How come
They're illegal then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# One of the Kings
I forget which one, decided that they were disgusting and banned them. Then like the other stupid laws, it never got overulled so technically is in place.

Oh, and all taxi drivers should by law have a bail of hay in their boot at all times.
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# A mate of mine had a 'revenge kit'
which included an official looking sticker that said "It is illegal to tip the driver" in 8 different languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# not forgetting
a sack of oats www.dumblaws.com WARNING: Crappy american site for stupid people who sign up to humour mailing lists - activate the popup blocker
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Just found this and breathed a sigh of releif.
www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/timeline.html
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Crack out the swan sandwiches!
(Marwood, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# you catch one then.
I'm not risking having an arm broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Believe it or not...
Whilst working for a faceless corporation at little more than minimum wage (it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Quack Bonalds) a mate of mine was given a ten pound note with the queen poking her tongue out.

Oh, we had a photocopied 20 squids note the other week, I'd have let the punter get away with it for being so damned cheeky!
(sanity challenged, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)