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# and of course are very useful for shoplifting
as safeways security guards aren't allowed to perform interior searches.

safeways - how fucking classy am i?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not good for frozen products though
They melt, you faint, it's a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ...and people will think you've prolapsed
depending on the type of ice-cream.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I was thinking more of
frozen chickens.
Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# A
whole chicken?

*shudder*
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# they can be
quite small.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# cos it's a famous story
which I could tell you all the details of, if my memory worked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Raspberry Ripple,
Chocolate,
Banana.

All of the above would induce nausea in even the most steadfast of security guards.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i hope we're not putting ideas
into any impressionable minds.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)