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# hi
greetings to all B3Ta people,can´t post cause I use somebody elses computer
but Fnurkus wishes you all a lot of fun...
(fnurkusartvark, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# why can't you post?
lo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# well done
have a custard cream
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# What's the matter?
Brain Defficient?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I like your profile.
You're that crasy Dutch guy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# all the dutch
are crayzee. fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# If you are going to be a cunt....
...best be a fucking one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Shopping cunts
can be useful and save on plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# and of course are very useful for shoplifting
as safeways security guards aren't allowed to perform interior searches.

safeways - how fucking classy am i?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not good for frozen products though
They melt, you faint, it's a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ...and people will think you've prolapsed
depending on the type of ice-cream.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I was thinking more of
frozen chickens.
Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# A
whole chicken?

*shudder*
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# they can be
quite small.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# cos it's a famous story
which I could tell you all the details of, if my memory worked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Raspberry Ripple,
Chocolate,
Banana.

All of the above would induce nausea in even the most steadfast of security guards.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i hope we're not putting ideas
into any impressionable minds.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# yes
and a good thing too
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he may not have posted proper
but his paintings and strangely shaped head more than make up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)