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# No matter how hard the lion tried
He could not resist gorging on chocolate



And blaming his fat gut on the zebra he ate earlier...


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(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# haha
the only reason Lions don't do the hunting is because their mane gets in the way

I'm of t'make t'dinner...I might be back later
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# "I'm sorry love, I'd love to go hunting with you
but I've got to wash my hair..."
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Do you know how hard it is
to find a decent shampoo on the Savannah?

Very.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# and when they tie it in bunches
the zebras just laugh at them.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# it's so obvious he's not fat from eating zebras.
he's clearly a lion.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)