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# I have:

2 spicy sausage sarnies, and some rolos. so fucking bow down.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i have
bacon quiche and prawn crackers
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# youve been outdone, AGAIN.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# but i ate a teaspoon of chili flakes earlier
so i rock/burn horribly*

*delete as appropriate
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i cut a loaf of bread in half
and made the world's biggest sandwich. it had a whole stilton in it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# you win. by far.
that is a MAN'S sandwich.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# *faint*
rolos...*swoon*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# :)
nice pic, the color in your eyes really stands out...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# get down on your knees mortal
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I have
Betterbuy lemonade and quavers, ha!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I just ate
A sausage, turkey, potato and cheese sarnie. T'was very nice indeed, extra mayo....

I think I'm going to sleep it off now.

Night all
.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I...
...have a whole pineapple.

How do you like them (pine)apples.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ill seee your pineapple
and raise you a chunky kitkat.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# I'll see your Chunky KitKat
and raise you a bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream, with Chocolate Sauce and SPRINKLES!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# watch it,
I can just as easily go downstairs and get a cup-a-soup.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# them's
fightin words

i've just got 3 bottles of grolsch, and that's it

RAWK!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ive got tizer.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# tizer and rolos?
are you fucking mad?

no way you can handle that
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# just you watch.....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i'm calling an ambulance
just to be safe
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Tizer sucks!
Fanta is the only way my friend!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I've got
3 cans of XXXX and 4 cans of Mcewan's
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is there some sort of
bad lager expo on near you or something?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# XXXX is nice
but Kroneburg 1664 would be my choice of larger! or Carlsberg
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# xxxx is all right
but McEwans is satan's own pish
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I like them lots
I love pineapple, me.

I have one last beer then I'm off to bed
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# I have
a lovely cup of tea, and a bed to go to, so night night all!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Tea?
2 Sugars and Milk?...the only way tea should be made...EVER!

and Night night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I
don't do sugar for myself any more.. So addicted to tea that I think it ruins the 'taste' of it.. :-/ Other people are welcome to have sugar when having tea at my house though. I always keep some handy, but none of that Nutrasweet malarky.
If it was a choice between NO TEA AT ALL, tea with sugar or tea with nutrasweet, I'd easily have tea with sugar.
Wow I'm really rambling. I'm going to stop now.

Night night
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I was watching Eastenders yesterday (Don't ask why)
and was laughing so much at Martain 'cause of you!...it's uncanny!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i look fuck all like him!
fuckin shandy drinking southern puff......
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehehe
Martain Fowler or Tom Bohan?

We just don't know...they're both Shandy drinking whimps:)

*can hear the gun loading*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# *klikk*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)