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# they do indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# so do
ham sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# i had spicey sausage.
beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# my sausage is spicey
*beaten*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I can handle british sausage
I can't handle american sausage, it makes me ill
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# yes, but can you handle MY sausage??










errrr.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I like where this is going
...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# eyes down mister.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# ive got
the last ever opal fruit
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i have a full pack
of opal fruits
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# that sounded more impressive
in my head

but it is 100% of FACT
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# Are you implying that hamsters and ham sandwiches are one and the same?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# nah
you've got to take the fur off first... and the bones
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# and the claws
they get stuck in your teeth
(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# correct me if im wrong,
but hamsters dont have claws....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Not according to your drawing any way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# thats a hamster???
cheers. been trying to work that out since i drew it....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# !!!
whoa.....you learn sumfing new every day....um, not even small like hamster-nails to paint pretty colours????
(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yeah, they have nails.
but not claws.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# ooooh
does that mean they have...fingers???
(eggmangle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# I put my friends
hamster in my mouth and it tried to go down my throat so I spat it out ded quick!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# there are some things
that one should keep to oneself
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# you don't know az very well
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Tomorrow
it's spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I've just fallen asleep
at my computer and when I woke up, someone had switched the light off and turned the fire off. I'm fucking freezing now!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Isn't that dangerous..falling asleep with a fire on
?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# No,
you're thinking of "falling asleep with your fingers in the plug socket"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# or falling asleep with scissors
...or..something
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# nooo
that's running in your sleep!

Don't do that, that's VERY dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# or falling asleep leaning over a 10th story balcony
with a rope around your neck and a pencil up your nose
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# But is
the rope tied to anything else? If it isn't, then it's quite safe!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# but you could choke
or get a rash
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Then don't tie it to anything
Just lay a bed of nails on the floor below. Don't worry, the nails will bend and break your fall!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# but
isn't just falling 10 storeys enough to kill you? or are you some super-bouncy person?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it was a ghost.
=p
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# he died of smoke
..
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# twice
..
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)