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# I've just fallen asleep
at my computer and when I woke up, someone had switched the light off and turned the fire off. I'm fucking freezing now!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Isn't that dangerous..falling asleep with a fire on
?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# No,
you're thinking of "falling asleep with your fingers in the plug socket"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# or falling asleep with scissors
...or..something
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# nooo
that's running in your sleep!

Don't do that, that's VERY dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# or falling asleep leaning over a 10th story balcony
with a rope around your neck and a pencil up your nose
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# But is
the rope tied to anything else? If it isn't, then it's quite safe!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# but you could choke
or get a rash
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Then don't tie it to anything
Just lay a bed of nails on the floor below. Don't worry, the nails will bend and break your fall!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# but
isn't just falling 10 storeys enough to kill you? or are you some super-bouncy person?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it was a ghost.
=p
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# he died of smoke
..
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# twice
..
(redhaze, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)