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good night fucksticks.

may budgies forever follow you round and peck at the soles of your feet, every time you lift your foot up just past budgie-head-height, so it gets really irritating when you walk, and may a labrador shit on your driveway, causing you to absentmindedly change channels on your TV's, meaning you switch from watching the news, to the all day, 24 hour shopping channel, upon which you buy a silver plated cigar cutter which you will plan to insert into a life size wax model of glen hoddle and his sordid crew of nefarious sea cucumbers.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)

night to you too

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

that post was meant to just say "see ya"

need sleep.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

it doesn't though

/obvious

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kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

she's right you know

/obvious

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

my cat's breath

smells like cat food.

(kerouac, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

So does mine

It's freaky

(Indole Ring, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

i bent my wookiee

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

cock off

lovey!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

goodnight, although

in that case i'd walk via the gift of 'sliding'
i have no driveway
i don't watch TV that much
i can't afford a silver plated cigar cutter
i don't need a wax model of glenn hoddle - he lives in my loft

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

you'll be ok then. but michael fish, esteemed weatherman and C-List celebrity, is FUCKED.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)

he qualifies as

a celebrity?

i'm not far off being famous then

(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)