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# That's no cow... Low quality - Low Hummus!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# [billy connolly]
Who was the first person to milk a cow? And what the fuck did he think he was doing?!?![/billy connolly]

Personally, I think the more pertinant question is "Why did he think 'Mmm, I'll drink this!'"
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# because he was a F***ing perv!
durr
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# [billy connolly]
I'm a stupid twat with a stupid fucking beard[/billy connolly]
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# More bizarre
Who was it that first realised that putting shark liver up your bum was a good treatment for piles ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# That's not how you'd wank a female cow.
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# it's no cow
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Hurrah
for paint.
(~Sunny~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)