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# It's lovely.
Everyone can spell my name now!

*weeps for joy*

(FACT: today I had to explain to the college that I applied as a Philpott and enroled as a Ryan. I pointed this out to a fellow course member as we looked at the register, and said 'good job they're both in the section 'M-Z!'. She looked confused and said 'doesn't Philpott start with an F?')
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I knew a Mrs Filpott.
She was a primary school teacher, we stole her hamster because it was unhappy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Well, it made us feel better,
that we gave it a nice home in our house instead of in a school where it was rarely played with, lived in a dirty little cage and got harrassed by 6 year old children.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# the people on the board
worry me sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# My mum worked with her,
it wasn't just a random hamsternapping.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Oh... so as it's organised crime it's OK.
I seeeeee..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Dr Phil Philpot?
That was a fucking great name... why change it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# TWO "T"s!! TWO FUCKING "T"s!!!!
...oh no wait, I don't have to get uptight about that anymore.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Yay!
Good luck and all that jive.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)