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# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
my card sir:
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# i prefer
your hat of anger
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# the Hat of Anger
is more for work purposes.

the pirate hat is always in my car.
i wear it most often in the infamous Boston, MA, traffic.

the key is to keep a straight face.

if someone sees you in a pirate hat just driving along, they WILL let you change lanes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# when i stop at
traffic lights, i sing to myself - if i see someone in an adjacent car looking at me, i sing at them - violently
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# excellent
violent singing.
i will have to try that.

the effects may double if i wear the pirate while singing violently
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# look them directly in the eye
and scream the lyrics to a quiet song at them


it works best if all your windows are closed - when it's an entirely visual experience, it makes it more fun
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# ooh
that, I like.
yay!

..unlike my slogan, "putting the 'cunt' in 'librarian'"..
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# ha
that slogan did made me laugh though.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)