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# morning,
you fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Morning cock-jockey.
Excited about your birthday? I'm going shopping at lunch time for amusing gifts like incontinence pants and zimmer frames.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i'm so excited that i may spunk*
*this may be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Are you off work again?
Sitting at home all day saps the will to live.

/jealousy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Seconded
*swallows another handful of pills*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I'm ill today
as in genuinely properly cunting ill. Every time I laugh at anything, I sound like Sid James. Fingers crossed it won't last until the weekend (not that it would stop me getting as pissed as a cunt on Sunday, mind).
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)