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# her eyes were like spanners
everytime she looked at me my nuts tightened
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# she had the kind of legs
that went all the way down to the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# the kind of legs
that saw more ships come in to dock than portsmouth.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# The kind of
ass you could chew on for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You could drown in her eyes.
Or was that her swimming pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hummm...
i was no where near him when he drowned in the pool officer.

/barrymore
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I was up to my arms in something
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)