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# Threadjack!
This gave me a snort, this morning. Pasted from a local paper...

The Times, London, devoted a whole page in its August 28 issue to the chase across the southern oceans after the alleged poacher of the rare and endangered Patagonian toothfish. It highlighted the fears of various countries that the species would be wiped out. Then it spoiled everything by printing a recipe for cooking it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i've never been
threadjacked before

i never knew it would feel so... tingly
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)
# It
arouses you?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Not quite,
but not far off
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# So
you're semi aroused?

Edit: I'm only asking this out of pure scientific curiosity, of course.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Fascinating!
Pudding is more arousing than threadjacking.

/scribbles a note in his journal.

Tell me about your mother.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like pudding. Anyone care to share theirs?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ok
now i'm aroused
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like to arouse strange people on the internet.

I suppose that's not's really a jack, but it could be a jack-off.

(i'm here all week, tip your waitress)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# strange?
my arousometer has just dropped sharply
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
Naked lesbians! Whipped cream! Whips & Chains!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, thread....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, strange...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Hey man
Whatever floats your boat.

(freak)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Does that make you hot
or are you still just tingly?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)