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# Far out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# wow
i suppose the idea was to cause damage to the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# or brain
in which case it was a huge success
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Threadjack!
This gave me a snort, this morning. Pasted from a local paper...

The Times, London, devoted a whole page in its August 28 issue to the chase across the southern oceans after the alleged poacher of the rare and endangered Patagonian toothfish. It highlighted the fears of various countries that the species would be wiped out. Then it spoiled everything by printing a recipe for cooking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i've never been
threadjacked before

i never knew it would feel so... tingly
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)
# It
arouses you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Not quite,
but not far off
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# So
you're semi aroused?

Edit: I'm only asking this out of pure scientific curiosity, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1913503
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Fascinating!
Pudding is more arousing than threadjacking.

/scribbles a note in his journal.

Tell me about your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like pudding. Anyone care to share theirs?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ok
now i'm aroused
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# THREADJACK
I like to arouse strange people on the internet.

I suppose that's not's really a jack, but it could be a jack-off.

(i'm here all week, tip your waitress)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# strange?
my arousometer has just dropped sharply
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)
# THREADJACK
Naked lesbians! Whipped cream! Whips & Chains!
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, thread....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, strange...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Hey man
Whatever floats your boat.

(freak)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Does that make you hot
or are you still just tingly?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ........no
but this is:
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/images/eye1.gif

they're Paint Mood Bunnies.
see also:
Wrath
Manic

..no fluffy ones yet, but I'm sure they'll come.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# yep...
i'd say thats rather damaging too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm
vitrectomy time!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# come on
i'm trying to have a wank here.

linkyfy for half an hour or so would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Sure
why not?

here's another link for you:
www.b3ta.com/board/1638811
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# ..you realise
I've saved that pic for future reference.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# well
if you'd like more, you only have to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# reminds me ...
... of a kebab i once had the misfortune of eating. In other news in my fish fillet i found a lobster arm + claw, hazzah for court cases
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Gah....
...now I want a kebab, but there are no take aways open here at 2:30am.

Mmmm... I could go for a microwave kebab from Tesco...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# and then
after you've enjoyed that,
you could microwave your own sick.

tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
ew ew ew. That is sorta NSFW

edit: yes, some of us are still at work, with bosses and everything.
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Really?
well I'm at work.
I see no rude bits, just harmless surgery pictures..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# it doesn't look
very harmless to me...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)
# That is so
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# *blush*
that means a lot, you know.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# To me...
...that looks like it has been filmed from above and he is lying on a bed of raspberry jelly.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# which reminds me
is anyone else still having problems with jelly.b3ta.com?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm...
...that would be tasty if it had some custard on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# and roobarb! mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# yay!
30,000
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Christ almighty on a stick,
you're right.


What kind of a monster is this?


edit: good luck, Sunshine Elephant. Please do not fist me.






Yet.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:40, archived)
# What, you don't like fisting?
I thought it was the UK national pastime! Ooooh, wait, that's getting pissed, vomiting on your buddies and rolling into work the next morning smelling of wee.

/unprovoked UK bashing

(and then she noticed the "yet", and her faith was restored)
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:49, archived)
# 30,000
bloody nora! woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Landmark
nice and rhubarby too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Yes
there is no custard

I lovecustard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha
29,999
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# arf!
..the number of times I've heard that..

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!
the speedbunny way of life!



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# I made a fantastic speedcore track yesterday...
...but lost it in a system crash.

At least 15 mins of my time wasted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Untzst!
members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/technorapiti_mid.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ooooooo
yaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# it keeps drawing me back
to stare, mesmerised for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)