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# considering
i haven't taken the math course necessary for me to not completly cock up in physics, i think i should probably drop the class.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# we werent allowed to drop anything.
So for a week before the exam I leanrt shit, and got a B. Then found my teacher and told him to ram it up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# and did he?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# yes.
he dropped his pants right then and there and crammed it up his arsehole, in front of all the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# shocking
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# yep.
actually, in all seriousness, one of the teachers at that school was arrested and jailed last year for stabbing a 16 year old to death, and attempting to kill an 86 year old man.

thing was, he was a fuckign cool teacher. He taught me and my mate AJ how to break into cars with a coathanger and disable the car alarms.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)
# M-Reg Mondeos...
Hit the front bumper with something heavy - the airbag goes off and all the doors fly open

alarm goes off
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# handy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
interesting....

I know a few people with mondeos....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# it's only the oldest ones
they changed the design soon after - for some reason...


incidentally - poetry.rotten.com/chopper/index1.html - NotSafeForAnywhere
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# is that the kid with his hand in the meat grinder?
ah I see now. its the helicopter guy.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# no
that helicopter accident i mentioned down there

i had to stop at number 5...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# i saw one on there one time of someone who'd had their head caught in a threshing machine or something
and it was split in two halves. I stopped going on that site shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# #6 is great
as is 7
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# 6
spicy brains...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)