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# What better to do besides physics homework?

tattyshop of course
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Oh no!
He's going to be late! Late, as in the Late Arthur Dent.. It's a sort of threat you see... Never was terribly good at them myself, but I'm told they can be terribly effective..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)
# ahem...
...the late DentArthutDent.

/pedant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# Hehe
I knew I had it wrong but couldn't be arsed looking it up ;)
The one I can always remember is: "Listen you stupid machine, it tastes filthy! Take this cup back!" and the ramifications thereof
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# I always remember....
..."The vogon ships hung in the air, in much the same way that bricks don't", or something similar.

It made me laugh back then and it makes me laugh now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# Hehe
I'm thinking of loads of quotes now but I really have to get to bed, so I'm going to destroy my F5 finger (I wouldn't want to damage my keyboard of course)

Night all, I'll be back in anywhere between a few days and a few weeks - I move house tomorrow/Saturday and won't have any net or owt for a while.
Don't break anything (except the newbies) while I'm gone or I'll be telling your father!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# "Man went on to prove that black is white
and got killed on a zebra crossing"
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
I was always shit at physics. The teacher didnt like me. I used to always get his guitar out and play at the back of the class during experiments, and then people would stop to listen and hed get pissed off and shout at me. cunt.

b3ta is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# considering
i haven't taken the math course necessary for me to not completly cock up in physics, i think i should probably drop the class.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)
# we werent allowed to drop anything.
So for a week before the exam I leanrt shit, and got a B. Then found my teacher and told him to ram it up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# and did he?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)
# yes.
he dropped his pants right then and there and crammed it up his arsehole, in front of all the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# shocking
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)
# yep.
actually, in all seriousness, one of the teachers at that school was arrested and jailed last year for stabbing a 16 year old to death, and attempting to kill an 86 year old man.

thing was, he was a fuckign cool teacher. He taught me and my mate AJ how to break into cars with a coathanger and disable the car alarms.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)
# M-Reg Mondeos...
Hit the front bumper with something heavy - the airbag goes off and all the doors fly open

alarm goes off
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# handy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
interesting....

I know a few people with mondeos....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# it's only the oldest ones
they changed the design soon after - for some reason...


incidentally - poetry.rotten.com/chopper/index1.html - NotSafeForAnywhere
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# is that the kid with his hand in the meat grinder?
ah I see now. its the helicopter guy.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# no
that helicopter accident i mentioned down there

i had to stop at number 5...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# i saw one on there one time of someone who'd had their head caught in a threshing machine or something
and it was split in two halves. I stopped going on that site shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# #6 is great
as is 7
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# 6
spicy brains...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)