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# An englishman, irishman and scotsman
walk into a pub, and say hello to the welshman who was already there. The welshman says hello back and takes no further part in the joke.

/bailey.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# WOO
Bill Bailey is playing at the brighton comedy festival! YAY!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# bah
he always plays so far away...and i wouldnt mind going to see him live...as i doubt he would be quite as funny dead...well unless you attached him to a car battery and got him to do the wiggly dance...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# My girlfriend talked to him about dolphins during his show in Edinburgh.
Three women walk into a pub, the first says 'Hurrah, we've colonised a male dominated joke format', second says 'Ooh, look at the arse on that, get the pints in', cos she was a nineties woman. Third said 'I'll have a Campari and soda, look at my big tits'. First says 'Of course, we'll never get over the fact this joke is being told by a man'.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha hyayaaaaaya
I'll remember that one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# reminds me a bit of classic:
Q: How many surrealists ( etc ) change lightbulb?
A: The fish
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)