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# that's IT!!!
ugly blokes become porn stars because good-looking blokes can get a shag in more conventional ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I
know I ticked the wrong box years ago when the careers officer came round the school...I should of ticked `be in porn films`..ohh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's
also to do with 'timing'.

Ron can jizz at will.

A VERY rare skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# How does
Will feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've heard
he's very accommodating
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# probably
goes "Yuck" rather a lot and has learned to close his eyes and mouth very quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)