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# Don't Put Firecrackers up your Bum
That's not what they're for !

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh! that stings

this is my first piece which I have deemed unworthy of a new thread
(and i've put out some dodgy stuff before so that's saying something)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Ouch!
I imagine that hurt a fair bit.

Bet he feels rather sheepish now...
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I'm always putting things up my tumpsy.
Mostly spliff to hide it from Sue Drawbridge, my care worker.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Mornin Dawn
how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Fine.
Yesterday, I made £47.50 from my filth sessions. Now I only have £1,559.50 to pay for my new weave computer.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Keep up the
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Not Lighted Spliff I hope !
@Specially if there's already a Firecracker up there !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# No you big silly!
I put weed in a penny bag and shove it up. I get searched now when I come back to the home.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Glad you put it in a bag
Otherwise it'd bring a hole new meaning to the phrase "Smokin some good shit" !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I don't shit out of my tumpsy!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# what a fucktard
he'll be up for a darwin award
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Don't you need to have died
for a Darwin?
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# He could get an
honourable mention...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# he's unable to reproduce
so he's taken himself out of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Oh yeah,
that's true. He can get a Darwin then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Furry muff
Done the planet a favour then...
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Spoon?
As I am Trisomy 21, would I get a Darwin Award?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# naughty girl
you know full well what a darwin award is for
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Is it for dirty people?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# mmm
filth
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Not as long as
you are still an active member of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh I'd say I am.
I diddled loads of old men yesterday as part of my payback campaign.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)