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# I would like to advertise for a Viking husband.
I believe they can put up shelves and things like that.

I'm only 4' 11'. Like Kylie.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# is that the width
of your fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Hang on...
Yes it is.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Viking next door neighbours
would do the trick as well. Mind you then you maybe wouldn't get to wear the hat....
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# but would you be OK
with all the late night drinking, raping and pillaging?
Though as you were at college in brixton, it may sound like a nice restful change
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I'd love that.
Par-tay!
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hello Dawn
can you sing like Kylie?

if so, please don't :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I have an 7 octave range...
...and can wake the dead.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# can you bring back my dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I'd better not.
The last time I tried that for a friend, I ruptured all its internal organs.

It wasn't very pretty.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# WOW
That's Bonny Tyler and Bonny Langford!
(Lordsy Miss Scarlett, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)
# No kidding!
I can go up and down the scales like a whore on a big dick.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)