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Woo...

what a good idea. Could be a flaw in your plan though - do gay people drink beer? I have to drink beer on fridays...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

nope.`

only white wine spritzers

(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

Do Gay People drink beer?

I doubt it, I mean I never heard of a Gay Bar, have you?

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

My theatrical uncle is gay.

He only drinks flaming Sambookas.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

but they are lovely drinks

good on your theatrical uncle

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

He burned off his handlebar moustache though once.

He's always showing off to young men.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

yeah but those are purely for debauched sex parties

and not the actual drinking of alocoholic beverages.

Or has the media been lying to me again?

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jonas is not my name, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

You only have

to be gay for a bit
And beer is fine, if done in an appropriate fashion

(treeface, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

i usually get more and more gay

the more beer i drink.

(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

That's what my uncle says about straight men:

What's the difference between a gay man and a straight man?

About six pints.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

you mean

with your pinkie finger and everything?

(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

The Gays™

Are prohibited by law from drinking beer as they're not Real Men.
Ducky.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

That's so true.

They drink something called Crystal Meth, so my theatrical uncle tells me.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Does he

wear fluffy slippers?

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

I believe so.

They have little cha-cha heels on them.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)