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# the first item
upset me

/earns nothing
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Agreed

And he still won't put Aww Bless on :'(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# probably because
we've all been having it tattooed on our eyes the last few weeks anyway
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)
# just been on the phone to Nik
he's had some weirdly abusive emails since it went live on monday. Poor lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)
# he'll be getting another
one shortly

/puts on typing hat
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I'm the
5,780,722,892th richest person on Earth*

*OFFICIAL
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# his maths doesn't work out very well
unless I work a 17 hour week.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)
# maths is a compromise
to make a simple form.

Yes he could have made it more accurate but it would have been very boring to fill in.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I sincerely doubt
there are only 51,803,565 people richer than me

poppycock

i'll be keeping my money in my pocket until I arrive at the nearest pub - if any chugger gets in my way I'll chin the fucker

(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)
# you put
zero too then?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)
# that's 51 million
not 5.1 billion
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)
# don't
rub it in
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)
# £36000/pa then
the drinks are on you
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)