Eeuuuw!
It'd probably snap off, cos they are all dead aren't they?
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Dawn Syndrome,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20,
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yes
but they were horny bastards
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20,
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You know,
I think that joke is crap.
Who are you? Jimmy Tarbuck?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22,
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You know
I don't really care.
No, but I wish I was.
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24,
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Oh go and build another Great Eastern you telly watching freak!!
When can you be my next husband?
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Dawn Syndrome,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24,
archived)
another
one....just how many do you need !!!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25,
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I need loads...
...to repoint the brickwork outside the salon and to filfull my needs as a lady.
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Dawn Syndrome,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29,
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When
are you available?
I have no money but I do have a very tall stove pipe hat.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29,
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You're so cute.
I'm always available, as you well know!
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Dawn Syndrome,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29,
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Aaw
bless you and your over-active Tumpsy.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32,
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Cor,
I've never wanted you more.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35,
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that's at least the second person you've asked
today, you best be careful, or you'll be up in court for Breach of Promise
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Pootle,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30,
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I don't care.
I want to break the law again. It made my feel so glamorous. Like Myra Hindley.
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Dawn Syndrome,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34,
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Now, now, Bovine
you know the rules - no identifying people's real names on the board ;)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25,
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