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# My sister's boyfriend come from Feltham.
It's a right dump.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Is he at the Young Offenders
Institution?
It's the best thing in Feltham
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Yes.
He has made 467 suicide attempts, which is a bit of a record.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Johnny Vaughan once introduced the Upp family from Feltham
the Feltham Upps.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Feltham?
Shite hole so I hear.

Shame.

I could afford to buy a house there.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
I hope you like Brentford Nylons.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I used to work in Feltham
it's actually a little bit nicer that Lewisham, but only a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)