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# Quincy is most ladies favourite hunk
After all hes had his fingers inside more girls than anyman alive, granted they were dead. My favourite bit was the opening titles with a close up of Quincy examining what appeared to be a body, when the camera zoomed out to reveal a young ladies bikini clad arse.
(biggytitbo, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 13:57, archived)
# On a yacht.
Its still not Dick Van Dyke, MD or whatever the programmes called.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 13:58, archived)
# YEah
I remember that, he was a dude.
Always had arguments with the head bloke, and always going behind his back. Sam, his assistant. Ah, the student memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 13:59, archived)
# Diagnosis Murder
ohhhh yeahhhhh.... : ) )
(Tendency, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)
# I wonder who would win the death match
Dick van Dyke or Quincy????
I'd have a tanner on Quince.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Nah
Dick Van Dyke would win.
He'd jab him in the conk with his Old Bamboo and shimmy up a chimney.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Quice would
get sam to use his ninja skills, karate kicking van dyke down from the chimmney.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Be too late.
Dick would have chalked a lovely summers day on the roof an escaped into it.
He can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)
# SOMEONE SHOULD TELL QUINCY
he's a pathologist not a criminal investigator.

The morgue is full of rotting people while he airy fairy sherlock holmesys his way around
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)
# quincy
I used to like quincy when he actually investigated stuff. Then he got all involved in dodgy political issues and turned totally crap. Anyway, now the fuck did Jack Klugman score with all those beautiful babes he got back and shagged on his boat. Life just aint fair
(harrypsauce, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Oi!
You leave him alone.
Arse to the bodies, there's work to do.
Anyway, Van Dyke is just as bad, and he's got his son to help him (who has a mullet)
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:17, archived)
# I
could never stand dick van dyke after he murdered the english accent in mary poppins.....arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:19, archived)