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# The Truth Behind the Headperformance


















Oolong the rabbit is growing weary of enforced headperformance with tasty pastries



Suddenly he snaps! Roaring with rage he turns on his tormentor!



With a mighty leap, he pounces upon his master in a furious attempt to rip out his jugular with his rabbity teeth!


But the human is mightier, and wrestles Oolong into a deadly suffocation hold.



His life ebbing away, Oolong realises that his battle is futile.


The next day, Oolong, his spirit crushed by defeat, returns to his daily headperformance chores.


(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:23, archived)
# indeed.
Can you IMAGINE my suprise when little joey started doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:25, archived)
# is that jakob neilson driving?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:45, archived)
# 'caise he's a 3 sheep man you know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:46, archived)
# and damn sexy too.
I guess sheep on the head must be quite easy to do. Jakob wouldn't do it otherwise now would he?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:47, archived)