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i've just had

to break and enter my own house

it wasws hilarious

(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

do go on

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Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

well...

a night out was planned for tonight, but i'm a little skint so i elected to drive some people down to town with the intention of driving them home

and hour after getting to manchester there was this conversation:

"gaz... you're a bit cunted... why don't you stay out and i take your car home?"

"aye... go on then"

little did i realise that i'd given him my house keys too

so i've just had to spiderman my way onto the kitchen roof and painfully reach my arm into the little bathroom window to open the bigger bathroom window

the spidermanning took several attempts

(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

personally i'd be more worried

that it's so easy to break into your house

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Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

i was quite

worried myself

(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

I'll bet

your neighbors wondered about the guy in the blue and red suit on your roof.

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b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

i rang my neighbour

on the way home

she gave a series of drunken half-asleep slurs

not much help

(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

Spider-Manning

Now there's a tattyshopping begging out to be done. Fuck, wish I had any talent or ability.

(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

the steps that were taken:

a) fling garden table against kitchen wall
b) hope onto garden table
c) jump up, grap roof, put foot on odd hangy outy garden ornament hanging thing
d) hoist up
e) drunkenly clamber across roof
f) literally fling arm into small bathroom window in order to get decent grip into large bathroom window handle
g) open large window and melt into bathroom (fall in)

note: steps a-d were a bit trial and error at first

(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)