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# Yesterday my boss did a two ton poo.
He went upstairs for a dump and the next thing we heard was a huge crash in the office below.

His extraneous eggs had caused this:



I reckon he needs more fibre.
(ccc, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# ah wow,
is your boss a sumo wrestler?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# No
but I've noticed he does eat a lot of Wotsits. Let that be a warning.
(ccc, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
#









(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# was he
proud?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# He was
ashamed - damn him - I've been attempting that for years.
(ccc, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# heh.
woo to your boss. top-drawer defacation.

that vacuum cleaner must have smarted on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# gah
stupid work servers not letting msn group stuff to go through grrrrr!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# poor Henry !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)