More old-as-the-hills chemistry jokes:
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks 'How much?'
The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.'
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s0WmVHAwZgpG,
Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:02,
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are you sure?
asks the neutron.
replies the proton bartender:
'Oh sure, I'm positive'
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:07,
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