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# that's fab!
how does she smell?
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# like piss ?
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Fact....
I once saw an old crone in Italy peeing across the road, standing up!

She was doing something clever with her hands to enable said peeage, not sure what. That's got to be a neat trick to learn for the ladies? Would save loads of time.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I'm guessing that
there was the use of what's known as the 'porno hand'.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I'm intrigued
tell me more of this porno hand of which you speak. Is it rude? Maybe she was a very ex porn star.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Of course it is
I may make an animation to illustrate the use of the porno hand at some point...

For now, it's basically it's a hand that seems to resemble an inverted vulcan greeting but is used in many adult publications to... erm... do i need to digress?
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# no.
I think you ought to stop now.
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Ah, for display purposes...
I guess there is a bit of associated lifting action which perhaps angles...stuff so that upright weeing can be done. An instructional anim would be most helpful
(, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)