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# if that's who I think it is ...
I've had the misfortune of queuing behind him in the bank before while he was wearing one of his 'short kilts'.

The teller had tears running down her face trying not to crack up at him.

If that's not who I think it is ... there's two of the bastards! Kill it!

(although kilts are comfortable ... except in very hot weather, when worn in traditional fashion)
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Get a lightweight kilt...
...much cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I know a chap
who wore a kilt every day for the first two weeks of the 1998 World Cup and it caused him so many, eh, problems that - when he got back -he had to be circumsized.

At this juncture, I'd like to point out that I wasn't at France '98.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Excuse me...
...I am going off to think about the physical implications of what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# couldn't he just
wear underpants?

I know you aren't supposed to, but given those options...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# and miss out
on a septic cock?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)