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# I had LSD and guns
actually it was crab bloke that had the guns.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 5:07, archived)
# Ah, LSD...
...pity I had to quit after I bit my arm off in a fit of laughter. I spent a week in hiding because I killed the moon.
Never let a black cat cross your path - they'll all want to do it... There'll be a big fucking queue of black cats outside your house some Monday Morning, all of them will want to cross your path. You'll be late for work and get fired and then the cats will be fucking LAUGHING at YOU!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Oranges
The most trustworthy of all fruits.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)