Is that Timmy Mallet?

Christ I get bored at college
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Fri 1 Feb 2002, 4:39,
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Christ I get bored at college
shoot smack. put your girlfriend on the game. ahh - to be young again.
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Fri 1 Feb 2002, 4:42,
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could always start your own crack-house. Plenty of profit in that... And crack-whores are more desperate then smack-whores.
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Fri 1 Feb 2002, 5:22,
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we only had the pub and paper
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Fri 1 Feb 2002, 4:59,
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...pity I had to quit after I bit my arm off in a fit of laughter. I spent a week in hiding because I killed the moon.
Never let a black cat cross your path - they'll all want to do it... There'll be a big fucking queue of black cats outside your house some Monday Morning, all of them will want to cross your path. You'll be late for work and get fired and then the cats will be fucking LAUGHING at YOU!
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Fri 1 Feb 2002, 5:52,
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Never let a black cat cross your path - they'll all want to do it... There'll be a big fucking queue of black cats outside your house some Monday Morning, all of them will want to cross your path. You'll be late for work and get fired and then the cats will be fucking LAUGHING at YOU!