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# in 1066,
the queen pulled down her knicks,
she licked her bum,
and said yum yum,
it's better than weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
#
beans, beans are good for your heart,
the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel,
so lets have beans for EVERY meal.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# milk milk
lemonade
round the corner
chocolate's made
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
# HITLER
Has only got one ball!
The other, is in Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
cut it off when he was smallll.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# my mate billy
had a six foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now it's only 2 foot 4
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Fatty and Skinny
went to bed,
Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Went to a party in the county jail
Cut my nads on a rusty nail
When I got home I had such a shock
Only one ball and half a cock,

Let's Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yarrr
yarrrrrrrrrrrr
(The mystery Zuffler, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)