
the queen pulled down her knicks,
she licked her bum,
and said yum yum,
it's better than weetabix
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Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:53,
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she licked her bum,
and said yum yum,
it's better than weetabix

beans, beans are good for your heart,
the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel,
so lets have beans for EVERY meal.
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Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:57,
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the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel,
so lets have beans for EVERY meal.

Has only got one ball!
The other, is in Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
cut it off when he was smallll.
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Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:00,
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The other, is in Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
cut it off when he was smallll.

had a six foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now it's only 2 foot 4
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Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:03,
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he showed it to the girl next door.
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now it's only 2 foot 4

went to bed,
Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.
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Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:05,
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Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.