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# in 1066,
the queen pulled down her knicks,
she licked her bum,
and said yum yum,
it's better than weetabix
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
beans, beans are good for your heart,
the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel,
so lets have beans for EVERY meal.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# milk milk
round the corner
chocolate's made
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)
Has only got one ball!
The other, is in Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
cut it off when he was smallll.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# my mate billy
had a six foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now it's only 2 foot 4
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Fatty and Skinny
went to bed,
Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Went to a party in the county jail
Cut my nads on a rusty nail
When I got home I had such a shock
Only one ball and half a cock,

Let's Rock!
(, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yarrr
(, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)