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# my mate billy
had a six foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
now it's only 2 foot 4
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Fatty and Skinny
went to bed,
Fatty rolled over,
Skinny was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Went to a party in the county jail
Cut my nads on a rusty nail
When I got home I had such a shock
Only one ball and half a cock,

Let's Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yarrr
yarrrrrrrrrrrr
(The mystery Zuffler, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)